Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Prison Macaroni

The act of an Italian man fucking you in the ass while in prison.

In jail, my main form of lunch was Prison Macaroni named Luigi.

by NoFaceNoFlame July 23, 2019

Prison Fat

The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.

The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots

by Kipster Jenkenhiems September 29, 2012

Prison Dom

absolute chick magnet who wheels all the rachet carroll bitches. His beautiful jawline is pristine. His head is shaved to perfection

Dom: you see that kid talking to 4 girls
Jack: it’s gotta be prison dom

by BoschMaster22 December 8, 2021

prison donkey

A zebra.

Did you know a zebra can kick a lion to death?
Damn prison donkeys...

by Official Buzzy June 22, 2021

prison pockett

Your asshole.

Bill got the stash in by putting it in his prison pockett.

by Joeshmoe189 February 12, 2019

prison smoker

A type of smoking developed by prisoners. When smoking a cigarette without the ashes falling off, leaving a long strain of ashes when done smoking.

Kennet is so cheap he doesn't tap his cigarette, he's such a prison smoker

by kennedyspank February 5, 2018