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pandora prison

When you're stuck listening to crappy songs on pandora because you can't skip any more for the hour.
Damn now I have to listen to Justin Bieber's bitch ass cuz I skipped too many songs...I'm in pandora prison...
by ObsidianHateShinobiKillsAll October 2, 2012
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prison visit

the act of pressing ones breasts, genitals or rear end against a glass window or divider while someone is on the other side
my girlfriend gave me a prison visit this morning while i was in the shower
by crakerTHC September 18, 2017
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Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
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prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
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soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
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Prison man

Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.

This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.
Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.
by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018
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Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.
Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.
by Konbadboi July 26, 2016
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