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Poohfail 

Poohfail: Is a derogative term used instead of "F**k It" or when something is bad!
The word orginates in a small town in Cambridgeshire England, after an instead in the local supermarket. It is said that whilst working, two shop assistants keep dropping products and makeing accidentally causeing one to say "pooh" and another to say "we fail at work today mate". One of the workers then when on to say, "we poohfail at work today"
The word is most commonly used when something fails or goes wrong.
Example for the word would be after something has failed or gone wrong I.E: Man drops box, "Ah that was a poohfail"
"I've poohfailed at my course work"
"My life if such a poohfail"
Poohfail by Lucaldo April 13, 2010
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Being difficult; having an attitude; not being open to or social.
"You are being a poohter"
poohter by Biznes September 12, 2013
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poohnanni 

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1.) A term used by gods to humiliate one, or make one feel inferior to you.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
Roy is a poohead when he disobeys god!
*mumble mumble* POOHEAD! *mumble*
poohead by Java February 15, 2003

Pooholes 

The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.
Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.

Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.

Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.
Pooholes by Jokesterpants July 9, 2009
v. To poohead

A term originally used by the Ottawa XVI community meaning posing as someone else and posting to a forum in their name when they leave their computer and account logged in or when they use auto-fill for passwords in their browser.

Believed to have been originally coined by someone posting "I am a poohead" on the initial victim's account and has since been known as pooheading or being pooheaded.

(Note, logging in as someone when you know their password and posing as them is NOT considered pooheading. To qualify, the victim must have left his/her account logged in; the alternative is just considered a misuse of password knowledge privileges.)
" - Did you read Graham's post? He sold his car to fund becoming a roady for 98 Degrees!
- I'm pretty sure that was just a poohead."
poohead by Essentiae May 9, 2007