Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.

Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit

by adam October 7, 2004

stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.

Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.

by cruiser February 20, 2005

Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

by InkOpals July 15, 2023

steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.

“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”

by The Steel Pony May 30, 2018

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots April 7, 2016