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Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.
Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared
by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008
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Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.
"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"
by Captain Picard April 29, 2008
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Picaso

Painting a Picaso is when a man engages in anal sex with a partner and proceeds to pull out with fecal matter on his penis and thus proceed to paint the feces on his partner's face while simutaneously cumming.
"I heard Bone Daddy painted a picaso down on Esplandande."
by Stinky Peter December 13, 2008
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Chicago Care Package

One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.
by Boraghan Hasselhoff December 25, 2008
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Jamaican Retirement Package

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.
"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.
by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011
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picaco

"Pee-Cock-oo"

Unusually small Mexican genitalia, specifically the penis.
Christy told her friend Rachel that she had fun on her date with Rich Diaz, but that she wouldn't be seeing him again because of his picaco.
by Max March 31, 2003
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