perska

When something "is spectacular" but your super stoned so it's pronoumced "perska."

That sunset is perska!

by Anyar November 25, 2023

Perskins

the chips that are made from the cut foreskins of circumcised children and sold for consumption (recycling!)

Person 1: oh yeah we do actually have Perskins. i forgot.
Person 2: Perskins? Yuck, villain. Never would I darken the door frame of my mouth with such vile and dirty morsels such as "the Perskins" You keep nasty chips.
Person 1: Alright then, I'll just put them back.
Person 2: I'll take 5.
Person 1: Ker-ching.

by Doxii October 12, 2024

perkymon

a person that takes/abuses perks.

similarly, a zanimal is a person that takes/abuses zanax

person 1: dude whats up with him?
person 2: oh he's a mad perkymon.

by scanner darkly July 13, 2010

Perkilate

To think about for a long period of time. To ponder about life.

Mike: Your very smart, but perkilate your thoughts.
Robert: It's very hard to start perkilating.
Mike: Just ponder your mind.

by Client Eastwood January 12, 2011

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

perfskaloni

brotastic/jockular expression: when something is so fucking perfect it's perfskaloni

"Hey dude I just got a case of brewski's"
"Perfskaloni !!"

by Chip Hunter Jr. October 24, 2012

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013