parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.

Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero

by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017

Packing A Cod

A term for when a gay man and a lesbian woman are getting day drunk and then get a bit too horny, then have sex "just this once".

My goodness! I just caught Kevin and Priscilla Packing a Cod!!!

by rabbitz_ June 9, 2017

poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls

by Sally Hart June 22, 2017

Puking guts out

Due to alcohol or other poisoning you may experience loss of consciousness, drowsiness, nausea and most importantly vomiting. Depending on how many drinks you you might pass out face down in the toilet in your vomit. Normally brown in colour due to alcohol and HCl mixing in your stamach. If unlucky, you will projectile vomit till there is nothing left, that is when contents of your deodenum (small intestine) will start going through. If that happens alkaline in nature bile secreted to the small intestine will burn the lining of your stomach, making you feel sick for days to come. In this positive reinforcement loop of gagging on your own vomit and later bile you will be left exhausted physically and emotionally, dehydrated, starving and embarrassed. As the lining of your stomach and bacterial microflora of your gastrointestinal tract is damaged so severely, you will be unable to digest certain foods for a duration of days to weeks. Stay safe around alcohol and make sure your friends are not overdrinking.

Dude, Sam is puking guts out (her) in the bathroom, we should keep her awake and make sure she's safe.

by SirDrakula November 5, 2017

packing my ass

Lying to me.

Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.

by JaggyB June 7, 2018

Paving the Driveway

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.

Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!

by Pqpqpwkrnd July 3, 2018

Pakigang

A group of Pakistani people

Sameea joined a pakigang

by Sameea pakigang April 27, 2019