when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
Get the forced internet vacationmug. A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Sometimes a friend vacation is needed when a good friend starts to get on your nerves. Take a break and come back to a refreshed relationship. Other times your friend may take a vacation from you because they have entered into a romantic relationship and spend less time with you and more with their significant other. The most convenient use of the term "friend vacation" can be used to stop contact with someone who your just not that into but they seem very interested in you. Just let them know that you'll still be in contact but your taking a friend vacation from them to focus on something important like work, or school. Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation they have found someone else to pursue and you can remain in the friend zone right where you want to be.
by k2thedawgg September 29, 2012
Get the Friend Vacationmug. Taking off work to vacation knowing you have used up all of your PTO time. Essentially calling out at the last minute
"Where's Sharkeisha she did she say she doesn't have vacation time."
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"
"I don't know probably had or doctor's appointment or quiet vacationing lol"
by CuteDaisies June 8, 2024
Get the quiet vacationingmug. A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.