T-Board

Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.

Although bob snowboards he has a T-board to stay comfortable when he's away from the slopes.

by mohaas05 January 2, 2009

board game

a game played on a board thats boring.

after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

board bitch

A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"

by Thor Mentor November 7, 2008

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005

Board Heads

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)

by Cylixx April 14, 2006

Dumm Board

Used to describe a very annoying girl who lacks common sense, mental capacity, kindness, and/or smarts; does not depend on looks.

That girl is such a dumm board.

by James Ostenberg August 8, 2003

argos board

a shit board that scallys and mark campbell ride.

look at that argos board

by chinko stu July 6, 2003