toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly

Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"

by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

lusty locks

A term to describe gorgeous beautiful long hair.

1; You need a haircut.
2; you're just jealous of my lusty locks!

by Dj Dingobread February 18, 2022

Rage Lock

Also known as caps lock

Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"

You: Dude lay off the rage lock

by Moowoop Gang July 17, 2011

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

Locked pussy

A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.

I ran across another locked pussy.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Lock Legion

A Flash group based in wordNewgrounds/word made as a joke and only created to annoy and anger people, but was taken over by a persona that was banned from the wordClock Crew/word website.

Man those Lock Legion people stunk up the portal

by Falconrath August 13, 2003