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dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
Oliver by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021
An overall funny guy, and likeable to be around. He always makes a lot of friends, and being around him brighten ups your day. He is very smart, has great artistic talent, and a massive throbbing horse cock.
Woman 1: "my brother oliver has a fucking massive cock"
Marie: "ok thx cya"
wOMAN 1: "WAIT NO-"
Oliver by GlitchedPancake December 22, 2021
Oliver, an interesting person who reminds you of Technoblade for some reason?

Likes to play a lot of games and hopes to be a YouTuber and/or a streamer

Likes to listen to music preferred type is classical or what ever is good now.

Likes you write A LOT and look at quotes for fun and read too,

He has surprisingly good grades and very mature for his age.

Probably bullied in school :(

Either plays the violin or wants too, his aesthetic is probably dark academia or anything academia style.

Likes to explore things and watch crime’s shows :)

Doesn’t sleep, and most likely a dsmp addict :
Oliver’s mind: gay, dsmp, dnf, five nights at Freddy’s, I hate this place, lol losers, I wonder if I can read a gay fanfic during class, I HATE MATH, I wonder if anyone read my dnf fanfic lol. I like the name oliver :
Oliver by phatdinonuggies January 1, 2022
An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
Ya know oliver?
the super nice one? “
Yea that one
Oliver by user62738838383 January 6, 2022
Usually decently smart and Is pretty good looking but most importantly he has a gigantic penis like 46cm like damn it’s big it bludges through his pants
P1: Hey you know Oliver

P2: Yeah that guy with pretty much a 3rd leg
Oliver by Oliver the pizz January 7, 2022
Massive horse cock, big cool guy energy. Super keen on cool skiing tricks. He’s probably better than you, nerd!
“Yo did you see the guy skiing?”
“No but he’s so sick he probably ripped the shit out of it!!!”

Oh yeah, he’s such an Oliver…. So dreamy?”
Oliver by NiceEyes69 January 12, 2022