obes

Old, crusty, obsolete

John Howard is Obes is Obes

by Einstein August 3, 2004

Obese

1) When some one is good at something they are a beast, when someone is great at something they are OBESE!

2) Someone isn't just "phat" cool they are OBESE!

3) When something really cool happens they refer to it as OBESE!

Ex 1 Gary: Man Alex is a beast at basketball! His shooting percent is 90!
Paul: He's not a beast, he's OBESE!

Ex 2 Gary: Wow look at that guy driving the Bentley now he's phat
Paul: Na man, that guy's OBESE!

Ex 3 Paul: Did you see that guy on t.v. jump 15 buses on his dirt bike!? That was OBESE!

by Obese BOI August 20, 2010

Obesity

Something that all school janitors have from eating all of the left overs from the students lunch

That ugly ass janitor probably has obesity!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017

Obese

The fat person's word for "thin".

That b***h is obese!

by Yuffiek133 August 22, 2008

Obese

some one as good looking as myself and knows how to shake his bosom 247... all y'all sexy people know what i mean. also the person is circumferencly challanged

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by humpty dumpty May 7, 2005

Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder

A constant bealive that the artist Prince's symbol can be oral pronounced with randomly occuring spasms, can soon lead to alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome (AITS).
(See alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome)

Mother: "Doctor, Doctor! Please come quick, my 7 year old daughter is grunting in a strange foriegn tounge while spasming on the floor!"

Doctor: "Ok stay calm, sounds like she has Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder. I'll be right over."

by Dylan Neal December 14, 2003

conor oberst

I very gay guy who does nothing but cry all day and turn it into songs. his music is so emo ppl want to kil themselves for what he "goes through"

oh and hes also Haleighs hubby...

conor oberst is a bisexual emo guy who hates haleigh.

by Ennis April 12, 2005