Nothing

Actually means a lot of something.

Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"

by Addison Montgomery February 27, 2009

Thirty-Nothing

(adj. n.) When members of the Generation X twenty-something cohort settle down into jobs and lives they didn't expect or want or like. The Generation X lack of ambition in your 20's becomes pathetic when in your 30's.

I was at this bar last night, it was filled with yuppies and thirty-nothings.

by Timbotron May 28, 2006

nothin doing

a phrase that means "nothing's going on."

Can also be used as the following:
nothing doing
nothin doing
nothin doin
nothing doin

"Wow, what a weak night. There's nothin doing!"

by kissass32 April 21, 2006

Oh Nothing

The response you give to someone who texts you and asks what you are doing while you are taking a shit.

Friend 1: Hey man whats up?
Friend 2: Oh nothing.

by Chocolate Dinosaur September 22, 2012

Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

nothead

someone who thinks they're a pothead, but really isn't, but infact is a loser trying to be cool by smoking and learning about pot.

these people are usually desperate to smoke, or at least act like it. they will openly talk about smoking like they have nothing to hide. they think they are hardcore partyers or are too cool to do anything with anyone except smoke. they may seem to know a lot on the subject of marijuana, but to a true smoker, these people are complete idiots who just try too hard.

and that's that.

kid #1: do you have a blunt? we need one.

kid #2: dude, no, i don't associate with notheads.

by supercattttcoolman August 3, 2007

Nothing Toxic

A website that makes you cry. Whether it be from sadness or laughter.

Dude, I just went on Nothing Toxic and almost died from laughing!

by La Touf January 17, 2011