bingo-mistake

noun - is a regrettable decision someone makes when he or she performs the second or third alternative to a desired activity out of near desperation.

G: "No, the casino is too far, I'm low on gas. Let's go gamble by playing Bingo."
A: "OK!"
(After 10 minutes of gambling, boredom and not winning)
G: "Let's get outta here!"
A: "Yeah, this was a bingo-mistake!"

by Gamaliel August 3, 2007

Rookie Mistake

Falling asleep at a sleepover first

falling asleep at a sleepover first = rookie mistake

by Civilian Gaming July 5, 2022

Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

by Hot Karl February 15, 2004

rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

by cusebofo October 21, 2010

Mistake by the lake

Sometimes ignorant people think this can refer to any number of cities located next to a lake; obviously this is incorrect.

Jason: "Fuck the Chicago Bears, they're from the mistake by the lake!"
me: "I hate you."

by Minataur March 30, 2009

P masta

One who is the master of poo

Colin is the P masta; the p stands for poo!

by Captain B April 16, 2006

MISTAKE

Barack Hussein Obama, also known as Barry Soetoro, was a horrible mistake.

Fact: Obama is the worst president in USA history.

obama is purposely collapsing the USA economy and making Americans poorer. Seriously, obama was a horrible "MISTAKE"!

by G0D-2012 July 15, 2011