del monte

1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.

2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.

3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.

1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.

2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.

3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.

by ynotpe October 2, 2010

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edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.

I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

by Diana Cid May 3, 2005

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Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006

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