monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

by pari October 16, 2004

monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

Monkana

An adjetive to describe someone who has a great obsession to the animal known as the monkey.

Jary kissed a monkey in the zoo once, he is such a Monkana.

by FlowerPower56 August 5, 2009

Monikilla

a nickname for a girl named Monica that kills guys hopes, dreams, and rejects them but does it without trying

She's such a Monikilla. -.-

by Momo:D December 29, 2011

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

by BlueBYU October 3, 2017

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018