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Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.
You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!
by rogerdodger2011 May 22, 2011
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nonversation

Having a conversation but not able to get a word in.
I just had a nonversation conversation with my Mother.
by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011
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Conversationists

People who excel at making great conversation.
Phil and Shelby are extraordinary conversationists.
by Shelby July 11, 2014
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conversation bogart

Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 25, 2015
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nonversation

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.
Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation
by Number10 June 13, 2015
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Conversation Déjà vu

When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.
friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?

guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
by i3247 September 8, 2015
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conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again
As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?
by Louskilou November 20, 2015
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