Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"

by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022

Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

mockingbirdvsp

one of the best comic editors and founder of olga as natasha

Omg, mockingbirdvsp is so talented and so iconic!

by cobiesmlders April 1, 2022

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

MockB

MockB is only a tool
to raise penalty points to the highest level
by accommodating diverse special training and verges
in accordance with mock tradition.
MockB is merely a means, not an end in itself.

He is total MockB.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

mockieah

(mock•ee•a)
fake, fictional, make-believe.

In parts of Cork (possibly other counties also), Ireland, the word “mockieah” is used to describe something fake, fictional, etc…

Jake: What do you think of my new Yeezys?
Adam: They look like a mockieah pair lad..
—
Bobby: This show is so scary.
Archie: Don’t worry, it’s only mockieah Bobby.
—
Eve: Your hair’s gone so long!
Amie: It’s mockieah
Eve: Really?
Amie: Yeah, I got hair extensions in last week!

by ganfadbharbith May 31, 2022

Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

by ball slanger June 14, 2022