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demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.
"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"
by mccultydeath March 11, 2008
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the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
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wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.
That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.
by Swat or not March 31, 2009
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favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.
symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"
by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014
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fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.
Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.
by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017
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El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.
All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!
by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017
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