No Fingering February

No Fingering February is a challenge to not finger yourself to the whole month, doesn't matter if it's the 29th day of February, you can't finger yourself until March 1st, just like No Nut November ended.

But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.

Female 1: OH MY GOD IT'S FEBRUARY!! That means I can't finger myself.. oh..

"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."

by Rui the Lesbian January 5, 2025

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Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.

I gave my wife a baby fingering last night

by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

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Wushi Fingering

(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”

“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing

by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025

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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

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