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microween

An individual with a very massive penis and plays fortnite 24/7.
Grayson is a microween.
by JewBeaner May 21, 2018
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microwhelming

When you accidentally microdose on 40ug LSD and experience microscopic psychedelic effects.
Bro we should have taken more, this trip has been microwhelming!
by Profesor420 December 6, 2020
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Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.
"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."
by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018
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MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)
I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.
by Oh Canada July 6, 2003
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Microwaved

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female
friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice
by matsh December 3, 2010
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Microwaved Hotdog

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her
by smoojieho April 21, 2018
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microwaves

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.
Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.
by i1abnrk June 19, 2010
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