mortero

A graned launcher that is made of fireworks

It can kill you
It is illegal in Nicaragua

Watch out for the mortero

by NOT RUCHO November 26, 2018

Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 1, 2020

Mortem Metallum

A Roblox game, where you pick a weapon (Most weapons are medieval, Except for the Chainsaw) and fight others. The game mostly is filled with toxic 7 - 13 year olds who spam "ez" "trash" "bad" and also have anger issues. The other types of mortem metallum players are teamers, chainsaw users (Chainsaw users are the most toxic), Kanabo users (Also mostly toxic), trash talkers (Obviously toxic), targetters, and people who just wanna play the game and be nice (Which are not 7 - 13 year olds)

Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "EZ ur bad so garbage"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"

by PREDOVIAK15 August 18, 2021

mort

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort

by jackald July 28, 2008

mortal kombat

Series of 2d side-scrolling Fighting games released on a number of platforms.

Famed for violent deaths for the losing fighter, unrealistic yet interesting and origianal moves, seemingly unlimited ways of killing your opponent and a fantastic multiplayer.


Shit movies.

Kintaro and classic sub-zero rule.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Mort

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020

Mort

A person who is Mort is mad and short.

Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort

by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019