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Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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Long QT

Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.
My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.
by fishyfishy12 July 18, 2015
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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.
why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.
by WafersYed February 24, 2018
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grainne long

she wants nate dogs cock #banging in tomas' on thursday.
by uganda 1253525tee May 3, 2018
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
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Long step

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.
Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.
by Lynchum August 13, 2014
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Long Island

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.
by Bill G March 28, 2005
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