John Lloyd

A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about

John Lloyd is a fat bastard

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

'Llowington Towers

Derived from the phrase "allow it", kind of turning street slang into a theme park.

"Steve's asked me to take pick him up from the airport, that's 'Llowington Towers"

by Crawliano September 21, 2011

Lloydy

Also known by the term 'Janner Monkey', this rare and unusual creature will most often be found in its natural habitat of 'Robinson bar stools'.
Tendancy to diplay its diving/post-accident dancing abilities when under the influence.
Bizarre insistance that monkeys do not have paws.

Doing a 'lloydy'

by Laffers May 20, 2004

Lloyd Banks

Who?

All these definitions say Lloyd Banks is the next big thing..... yet i'm pretty sure this guy hasn't been around in 5 years

by blahblahbleeblah October 16, 2008

llohandry

The most handsomest, sexiest, funniest, cuban godd in the universe and has a penis the siza of a BUS P.S. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SEXY.

Sexiness is llohandry

by SEXYSAXMAN April 13, 2010

Lloyd Clayburn

Black guy with a very large dick. Everybody wants him cause he is the sexiest man in the world, he even looks sexy in a white jacket.

Man: Wow look at that Lloyd Clayburn over there!
Woman: Yeah he's making me moist.

by willieman69 December 5, 2011

Lloling

Literally laughing out loud ing

I'm lloling. The extra "l" is for literally, not for I accidentally hit "l" twice.

by That happened June 12, 2013