Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

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Louise: you’re a simp for that

Kevin: I’m not even a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

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Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

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Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

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Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022

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limp bizkit

A band that brings out the assholes in some metalheads.

Normal guy: Limp Bizkit have good songs
Asshole: nAH LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS SO AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A SAY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT >:((
Normal guy: What an asshole. I guess it's just one of those days.

by FretDersss October 30, 2022

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