lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 February 28, 2017

Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

by DarbTheGreatist February 1, 2017

Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019

Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.

Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”

by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.

Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....

by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012