Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.

People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.

by you'll never know. December 24, 2008

Layin' bricks

When you're poppin the j, and the ball just keeps on smacking iron.

Yo man, I was playin ball with the boys at the park and I was layin' bricks.

by Mike Ondombroke January 31, 2009

pricker landin

when someone hits a dirt jump on a biek and lands in a pricker bush

Shane did a pricker landin

by steve AKA crazy legs August 20, 2003

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

laying bricks

blowing your load in, or around a girls mouth.

i bricked in that girls mouth last night.
i was busy laying bricks last night, what did you fags do?

by Donald Black January 3, 2009

laying wood

Gambling or betting money.

Are you gonna lay some wood on that game tonight? Laying wood

by atgreer September 10, 2015

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005