lap cheong

1. Chinese Sausage
2. Chinese Boy named Ray with small penis. sad!

1. Could i please have an order of lap cheong
2. OMFG! that chink had a small damn lap cheong

by boom boom 80 June 11, 2009

nade in your lap

the act of throwing a fictional grenade into the lap of an enemy, killing them even though they don't exist. Often used by grown men who harbor an unhealthy obsession with first person shooters, specifically Socom: Navy Seals.

I'll toss a nade in your lap.

by Can't Standz Ya February 2, 2010

sit on my lap

A term used to say 'be quite' in a playful or sexual way. Not to be take literally though.

GF- I hate you, you're such a fucking retard.
BF- sit on my lap, hoe

by that kind of dad September 25, 2016

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"

by that kind of dad June 2, 2016

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 2, 2016

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017