Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.

When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!

by HunterStephen June 12, 2014

Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.

His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.

by linguisologist September 24, 2014

Junkboy

When one thinks they are great but when they're actually trash or "junk"

Jallen thought he was good at 2k but he's really a junkboy

by Jebus345 June 22, 2015

Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.

Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009

by Doombot! September 17, 2015

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016

junk warmer

Insulated underwear

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.

by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017

Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 16, 2019