Juniper Wings

A mixed drink consisting of:

1 part gin
3 parts red bull
3 parts coca-cola

Damn, I got fucked up off those juniper wings last night!

by LU stoners October 23, 2011

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Junior Behavior

Aberrant behavior displayed by criminal athletes, many of whom are juniors or have produced a junior.

He displayed some true junior behavior when he did all that cocaine.

by Doodleoogle May 22, 2018

juniorbater

A guy who strokes himself without coming.

That juniorbater can’t even get himself off

by J-niner October 2, 2019

Junior Clinic

ETSBOA, also known as Junior Clinic, is basically advanced band. You have to audition to get in. Part of the requirements for auditioning is that you must know your C,F, Ab, Bb, and Eb scales

I didn't make it in Junior Clinic this year, but I will try harder next year!

by Avi200 November 27, 2019

Juniden

The ship of juniper x jaden which is cursed

“I ship junidenbecause I am a retard!”

by Damn son 926 May 11, 2021

Juniata Valley

Middle of nowhere school with a bunch of hillbilly’s that smoke nic and a bunch of whores who are ran through

I went to juniata valley last year and i saw a bunch of whore

by i’m homelesssss September 19, 2021