watch yo jet

A generic warning that can be used in almost any situation to either warn of impeding danger or impending pranks.

Right before I tripped Colby I yelled "Hey watch yo jet!"

by Edarba November 19, 2016

Alberty Jet Lag

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

twin jet

a sexual act between two guys, when one dude takes both their dicks in his hand and jacks them off together.

Ben: Dude, let's jack our dicks together.
Alex: You mean twin jet dude?
Ben: Dude! I didn't know it had a name. Sweet!

by will3 May 14, 2009

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007

Jeet Jet?

Pittsburghese. A smashed-up version of "Did you eat yet?" Would not be notable other than for the fact that I've actually seen this phrase, written just this way, in local restaraunt advertisements surrounding Pittsburgh.

See also jeet

"Jeet Jet?"
"...What? Say that slower."

by Lita August 17, 2004

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

by Johnny A April 19, 2003

De-Jet Lag

The process of reversing or undoing the effects of "Jet Lag"

She has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip

by AlKurdy March 30, 2011