triple jerk

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.

1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.

by pimpster12 March 21, 2011

jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face

noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.

by mark durning August 30, 2007

desk jerk

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.

Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.

by heavyburtation April 09, 2011

jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Twerkle jerk

A circle jerk but with twerking

Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!

by Luemma02 November 26, 2013

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 04, 2023

Wreath Jerk

A circle jerk on Christmas

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?

by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012