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Jeff's Balls

Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.
Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."

THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)
by Douches November 25, 2004
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jeff buckley

Pop Rock, But Beautiful lyrics.
Died at 1996 age 30..
cause of death: drowned at beach while swimming...current was too dangerous.
the late Jeff Buckley Is a pure reflection of his late father, tim buckley, who was also a guitar player.
Tim buckley: Died at 1970s, age 28
by SexManiacOnARoll August 31, 2004
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jeff gordon

Winner of the 2002 Sharpie 500 at Bristol
Jeff Gordon pulled off the Bump and Run on Rusty to win
by joe c August 20, 2004
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jeff czum

the amazing guitarist of the indie band cute is what we aim for. super hot. his band is signed to fueled by ramen.
other members of their band: shaant hacikyan, dave mellilo, and tom falcone.
CiWWAF fangirl one: oh my god, shaant hacikyan is soo hot!!
CiWWAF fangirl two: ew, his hair is always in his face. jeff czum is soo much better!!
by adrienne. May 9, 2008
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jeff johnson

Tall man with alligator arms. A man who cannot reach his wallet.
Don't be a Jeff Johnson and pay for lunch!
by Jayhawk511 December 6, 2016
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Jeff Pedigo

by Natures's Way Music March 12, 2005
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Jeff Buckley

The second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed by the one and only Freddie Mercury.
Jeff Buckley gave us the emotional vocals on "Grace," "Hallejulah," and "Dido's Lament."
by AJB11 August 21, 2005
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