Intextificated

When you are already focusing on so many tasks at once that it becomes impossible to text

e.g: "I am intextificated while driving and listening to music at the same time"

by Pixels October 8, 2014

Intextication

The urge and impulse to engage in texting which develops into a vice

She spends her most of the day in intextication rather than interacting with people around her

by DRT Guru February 11, 2021

pervatious intextication

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010

Intelatin

A male camel that has physical attraction to a female giraffe, they mate, and the male camel becomes pregnant.

Allen Weaver

by Soups March 31, 2003

intelauthority

the intelligent use of authority

he used his intelauthority when reprimanding us.

by sarloney October 18, 2008

inexnet

Executive internet

Enjoy joining up with inexnet.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

indexident

A dent that appears on one's index finger from spending too much time on a laptop mouse pointer.

Dude! I was surfing porn for so long last night that I got indexident and wt

by the creeper November 11, 2009