Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate

Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.

by Nigmasterbottomboi May 21, 2016

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol October 08, 2008

work da sheets

A term used for "having sex".

Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?

Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!

by unknowndawg February 03, 2004

Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

black sheet party

the slang name given to an orgy or sex party involving people who favour BDSM

lets go to a black sheet party!

by thuliumtit January 03, 2017

bull sheet metal

an old beat up car that looks like its made of just sheets of metals large enough to have pleasure or satisfy sexual desire in a bull-like fashion between many people.

Lets do it in the bull sheet metal.

by Luckmin June 01, 2010

Kicking Sheets

When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.

Friend: What time is it?

Me: Almost closing time man...

Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.

Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.

by Mocha Mike March 19, 2013