The Hatchling

The best RC vendor ever 🍄🤯

The Hatchling has the best Chems at great prices with speedy delivery!

by MycoChems January 6, 2022

Snatch Hatch

Your birthday, obvi.

The day you escaped the clutches of your mother’s womb.

Today’s your birthday? Well, happy snatch hatch day, my dude.

by DameDaisy September 8, 2022

Brody Hatcher

Someone who shits in a XL condom for hours until it is filled up then ties it and throws it at old lady with fat asses.

Friend 1- he seems like a cool feller
Friend 2- I’d stay away from him I heard he completed the Brody Hatcher

by QuantigliusMcNiggleBottoms lll April 17, 2023

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025