cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 19, 2014

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

old heatermouth

A person who smokes a lot of cigarettes; typically and older woman or gentleman.

" look at old heatermouth smoking all of those cigs."

by Jdolla$ign April 11, 2017

Curvy Hetero

A straight person who often compliments the same sex.

Nick is such a curvy hetero, he keeps complimenting other guys at the gym.

by soooooo_gayyyy April 22, 2017

Ass Hattery

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.

We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.

by Swanika June 1, 2017

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017