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sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
by Jussme42 April 19, 2016
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Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
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proper heavy

to be entirely sober after consuming alcohol and doing drugs.
danny: i am so dizzy
ricky:i dont care, look at kevin!
su; he is PROPER HEAVY
by dit me di cho January 27, 2018
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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Shortcake Heaven

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake
by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020
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Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
by Fasters April 8, 2023
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The Inception of Heaven

A great place where you go if you die in while still being a virgin. It is filled with cloudz which gives you insight into the world. Everyone can loose their virginitys and have orgies! When you die in the inception of heaven, you go to a new level, which is why it is an inception!
Person 1- Where's Jack?

Person 2- He raped someone, so he's gone to hell.

Person 1- I feel sorry for him, we are having orgies in the Inception of heaven, while he's toasting marshmellows with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

Person 2- He's missing out on the cloud meth!

Person 1- Yay...clouds.
by Smitzel May 28, 2011
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