Kenosha Hat Trick

Removing a sex offender, a wife-beater, and a burglar from society in one night.

Kyle scored himself a Kenosha Hat Trick before he reached voting age.

by anonymous June 17, 2021

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

Grimsby Hat

The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.

I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat

by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013

catch a hat

to make somebody go bye bye 😀

my dawg jus died now im tryna catch a hat.

by Zaii💎😂😝 March 11, 2022

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

money hat

The act of paying somebody a large sum of money in order to gain an unfair advantage over another person or group of people. Originated from the concept of a Videogame Publisher providing Videogame Journalists with hats full of money in order to gain favorable review scores. Also used as a term for stealing away a high-profile Game Developer from another gaming platform. Similar in concept to Selling Out.

"Everybody says the game sucks, but PLAY Magazine gave the Xbox 360 version of Sonic the Hedgehog a 9/10. Sega must have been generous with the money hats."

by TheLostSkeleton August 4, 2007

Oh my hat!

An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".

In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.

(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)

Oh my hat! - check that out!

Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.

by Spaceman3 July 19, 2010