penis hat

The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.

you gota penis hat

by Tweak October 6, 2003

Man Hat

A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.

Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!

by gleevo February 17, 2006

Dutch Hat

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.

Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.

by Pleasejustgoaway July 20, 2012

Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.

Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"

by 21108fyr April 22, 2018

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 7, 2022

now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009