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john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match
I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon
by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019
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Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.
“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”
by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019
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soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.
"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."
by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020
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Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneousrim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.
I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.
by curt coldbain April 6, 2021
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Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.
Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!
by anonymous September 28, 2021
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Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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jack harmon

one of the biggest pussies you will ever meet, usually sends many dick pictures to many women. An all around fag but could be decent depending on the day and time. You never know what you will hear out of this kids mouth, he’s just a goon goalie.
“Is that the kid that sends a bunch of dick pics?”
“Yeah, that jack harmon”
by st rose November 17, 2021
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