Definitions by DanaFX

Pork Blinds 

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

Pork Blinds by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Squid Knuckle 

Anus. Butthole.

Nikki begged me to stick my tongue in her squid knuckle.

Squid Knuckle by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Ham Harmonica 

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

Ham Harmonica by DanaFX October 31, 2021