happy harry

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face

last night i gave my partner a happy harry

by who cares June 18, 2006

happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

by The Chort June 11, 2004

Happy

How you make me feel.

Words cannot describe how happy you make me feel.

by Karma19 September 24, 2009

fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

Hairy Frances

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.

Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.

by tguk October 20, 2008

Hairy Mexican

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.

I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.

by spinski August 25, 2010

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017