A person who is horrible at halo, especially while play on xbox live. These people usually get pwned by almost every player they are faced against. You are often humiliated, and cussed at by the more experienced players. Not to worry, many many people are Halo Noobs which ultimately means you have a life.

PWNERXX27: Fucking halo noob!!!!111!! YOU SUCK!

YOU: At least I don't spend more than 20 hours a week playing this game!

PWNERXX27: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!

YOU: Burn.

Halo Noob by rubber_duckie January 18, 2008

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Halo: Reach

A game where you help master chief get his reach toothbrush.

Master cheif: You there soldier! are you ready to help me get my Reach toothbrush back from the Arbiter?
PreOrder Halo: Reach today and get a free Reach toothbrush!

Halo: Reach by This is a joke obviously September 14, 2010

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Halo: Reach

1) A Game that is art in every single way possible.

2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.

dude: Have you played Halo: Reach yet?

other dude: not yet.

dude: You have yet to live.

(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )

Halo: Reach by BLK9 October 7, 2010

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halo that hoe

To sperm around a girls hair, in a "halo" like circle around the edges of the top of the head.

Similar to Supermaning a hoe, only Haloing a hoe is a slightly different maneuver.
Dude i was with this freak girl last night, I got to halo that hoe!

halo that hoe by maniacmixklutz May 14, 2009

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