Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Hala

Hala the word for hi and for leave me the hell alone you dumb a**

Guy 1: "Hala bro"
guy 2: "............"

guy 2: "f u"

by doodle dee and doodle dumb November 25, 2019

Halál

Someone who is dead in the inside.

Carl:csá.......
Reaper:halál😈

by Viktor f. February 6, 2020

Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another

person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”

by Aeeman February 10, 2020

halacutalica

halacutalica ; is to take a critical neutral stance.

When your here, halacutalica.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Haalah

Where do I even start haalah is just perfect she sexyyyyyyy u don’t even need a description she’s my wife so f*** off

Guy 1 ‘who’s that ‘
Guy2 ‘ that’s Haalah she’s a bad b**** don’t f*** with her and her man would end us all terribly’

by Anonymous 🦄 June 14, 2020

Hala'd

When ur misspell a word and ur friends mock u abt it. You got hala'd

You : i pean i didnt do that

Friend 1: i pean

Friend 2: i pean

Friend 3: haha u got hala'd

by Goof/maro server August 5, 2020