The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021

Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm

"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"

by Jack George June 11, 2008

guy hunting

you go out, preferably late at night.
and hunt for hot guys! duh..

"heyy girl, wanna go guy hunting tonight?"
"yeah, sure"

by sdgfhguydfaj February 19, 2009

Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010

cool guy alert

abrv: CGA

variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.

keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.

by Dennis Ringle July 8, 2011

Guy-del

Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.

Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.

Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.

ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.

by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011

forever guy

That one guy who no matter how much y'all fight and fuss. He'll always be there when you need him. The one whose always in your heart. The one the love will never go away for. Your forever guy.

He's my forever guy, I can't help but love him.

by Kelgoddess January 28, 2016