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girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.
Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.
by Suboobern May 27, 2022
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Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely
she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter
by Mutich November 22, 2015
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wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
by King Kongo March 10, 2023
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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.
No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck
by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021
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guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
by miniricci March 9, 2010
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dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 19, 2018
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