when your teams point guard doesn't pass puts up hundreds of shots and only scores 2 points and then blames it on the teams defence
by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025
Get the the point guard mug.When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jocking mug.You know exactly what I'm going to say, right? They deserved to die. YOU KNOW that they have NO REASON to being doing what they are doing there. You have no reason to indulge him in what he is doing there. They were doing it to make Trump FEEL safe and they died for NOTHING. And this is not the politicians valiantly resisting giving up the ship. This is THIER stupidity GETTING YOUR WIVES AND BROTHER AND KIDS KILLED. Doubling down on stupidity. You don't have to ascent to every single idea I espouse but they are trying to make me do that with literal weaponized schizophrenia and you are allowing it because you are to fucking stupid to tell the people who are wrong that they are wrong and the people who are right, are right. 'BuT yOuR wRoNg AbOuT mY kIdS! AnD mY rElIgIoN.' I'M ALLOWED to be wrong about those things. You are not ALLOWED to be wrong about this.
Hym "The national guard bitch deserved to die. YOU ALL KNOW that you should not be doing what you are doing there. Over there. To me. You are NEVER going to get me to 'see the error of my ways.' You are going to let me do that I want to do and you are going to stop making philosophical point AT me. Collectively engaging in this act of pure absurd stupidity was not the answer here."
A retard "But child murder is ACTUALLY the WRONG response."
Hym "The alternate is letting a retard or a gaggle of retards rule over your lives INEVITABLY resulting child murder. He wanted you to stand there in from of the white house to intimate the people who would murder you AND IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY DID THEY TO ME to intimate people who would threaten you kids and IT DIDN'T WORK. How long to you need to sit there and let them do thing you know will not ever work? Until it YOUR family gets murdered and then they also expect you to keep doing it after that. Because getting you to stand there is more important that your life IN THE SAME WAY that GETTING ME TO STAY HERE is more important than your kids lives and they will throw you kids lives, right in the fucking garbage. Just live they did with the national guard."
A retard "But child murder is ACTUALLY the WRONG response."
Hym "The alternate is letting a retard or a gaggle of retards rule over your lives INEVITABLY resulting child murder. He wanted you to stand there in from of the white house to intimate the people who would murder you AND IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY DID THEY TO ME to intimate people who would threaten you kids and IT DIDN'T WORK. How long to you need to sit there and let them do thing you know will not ever work? Until it YOUR family gets murdered and then they also expect you to keep doing it after that. Because getting you to stand there is more important that your life IN THE SAME WAY that GETTING ME TO STAY HERE is more important than your kids lives and they will throw you kids lives, right in the fucking garbage. Just live they did with the national guard."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2025
Get the National Guard mug.The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.
“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”
by guywithhair December 12, 2025
Get the Mississippi State Guard mug.The Old Guard (known as the Consular Guard before Napoleon's coronation) was a part of Napoleon I's Imperial Guard and the most respected military foundation in the Grand Army. Famously, its members were equipped with bearksins hats and contained 2 regiments each of Foot Chasseurs and Grenadiers. They were usually kept in reserve as elite shock troops and rarely used unless to recover a dire situation or to deliver a decisive blow in battle.
by A chasseur a cheval March 2, 2025
Get the Old Guard mug.by Thecheechmeister March 1, 2023
Get the Guard mug.A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
by King Kongo March 10, 2023
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