goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

by Slumpyman November 8, 2015

goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Booty Goon

A booty goon is man that loves women's asses and will do anything in the pursuit of that fine treasure.

She thought she had finally met a nice guy but it turned out he was just a booty goon.

by evilboy September 25, 2014

Broadway Goons

Local gang in Iowa City, IA that is quickly spreading, causing havoc and destruction through-out the city.

Mostly consists of young black males. Main enemies are The Gorilla City Army (Cedar Rapids, IA gang)

"You hear bout them lil niggas over there off hwy-6??"

"You mean the broadway goons?"

by SHHNAKEEE October 27, 2009

goon baby

Cara. A goon baby is a Cara for sure. 💫

Wow, did you see that? That's Maddie's goon baby, Cara.

by EmoDrPhil February 18, 2017

Gemmy Goon

Short for: Game Together Soon.

Let's Gemmy Goon!

by 7th Colored February 1, 2022

Goon piece

The goon piece is the secret goon of the swamps. The one who finds said goon will inherit wealth and acquire two special items that will let you interact with being beyond comprehension like said "plug" or said "hoes". The moving target called the goon piece can only be traced by semen mixed with a secret formula called the skibidi wocky slush cum fanta.

Its been many days since I've seen my kids but it's worth it for the goon piece

by Anthony the expiry skibidi woc September 12, 2023