Goon Crown 

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

Goon Crown by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

Goon Dungeon 

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

Goon Dungeon by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

goon [goonball] [goons] 

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.

Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

goon [goonball] [goons] by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

Goon-Green 

The nasty illness occuring whenst a goon drinking participant has slammed a sack of goon (Fruity lexia non the-less), and has vomitted on themselves and has contracted a serious case of goon-Green.

Jim: Bro, did you see matt slam a whole sack in 1 hour!
Bill: 'kin oath I did mate, he has a serious case of the goon-Greens now but!
Matt: urhhhh... (Vomits onself)

Goon-Green by Goon-green October 3, 2010

Goon wolf 

An individual with a penchance for getting rtardedly drunk and thinking they are the life of the party. A homeless, booze hound who acts in an anti-social manner.

'That guy committed so many party fouls, he was a total goon wolf."

Goon wolf by Mike80 April 20, 2008

Goon Sack 

A beverage storage device which contains very cheap an nasty wine, which, is usually consumed by aboriginal's in Mungindi.

Wow Jessie looks fuckn smashed! Yeah he's been hitting the goon sack pretty hard today.

Goon Sack by Tony10133 August 20, 2010

goon squaded 

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

goon squaded by Slumpyman November 8, 2015