glue-balling

Derived from a pilot "The Hairy Situation". Mistook from an advertisement for Garnier Hair gel. It is when, during the act of sexual intercourse, the male puts on the gel and actively does it. Then about 4 minutes later the gel dries and the penis becomes stuck in the vagina.

My friend did glue-balling last year and was in the hospital for three whole months!

by Matthew Ung April 21, 2008

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

glue bag

glue bag is either the 1:object- a bottle with a bag attached with glu poured in used 2 inhale and get "high" or 2: the person a person who sniffs glue or 3:it can be used as an insult meaning the person is stupid or slow.

1:look theres a glue bag
2:oh my god theres them glue sniffers again
3:who is it? tommy, aye hes a gluebag that wee lad

by maria 2t6 April 9, 2006

gods glue

the male ejacualate cum, sperm

i unloaded gods glue over her tits

by the big o September 18, 2004

glue stick

Someone that uses excessive amounts of shiny hair gel in there head.

"that person looks like they're a glue stick with the amount of gel in his hair!"

by Samuel K March 26, 2008

Glush

My grandmother's disparaging expression for mister George W. Bush.

Glush is still popular and I like him

by Andrius March 3, 2008

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006