Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024

Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved

"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."

by Я ненавижу ты лил ниггер April 10, 2024

Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.

This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!

by Needle maiden April 22, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Gumpy

Thick like a grandma ass

Damn! your grandma’s ass is gumpy

by Mikistasty November 26, 2024