Gloky

An abbreviation for the phrase "Good Lock on Killing Yourself."
Used for efficiency reasons.

You're bad at life. Gloky.

by CrabCrabCrabCrabCrab August 11, 2008

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

by paleoderek September 10, 2011

glock

popular bitches, who think the're all that.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

stacy: omg, dont u just wish we could b like that!?!?!?!?!
penelope: god no! the're so glock

by xfgnxfg July 25, 2007

Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 15, 2019

glock

A pistol most popular among gangs and terrorists. Some versions of the pistol are completely made from ceramics and fiberglass, making the gun impossible to detect by a metal detecting device. Other versions of the Glock include a feature which lets the user of the pistole switch it from semi-automatic fire to fully automatic.

You about to be Glocked yo.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

glock

A gun that looks like a normal 9mm, but is made out of ceramics and cannot be detected by metal detecters.

I got through the metal detectors without my glock being detected.

by Curtis Jackson March 23, 2003

glock with a dick

What a basketball shooter has when he’s automatic from the 3.

Ayo did you see Steph Curry shoot last night? He had the Glock with a dick!

by Stopsnitchin October 4, 2020